Dear future you, whoever you are, please take note of these useful facts.  I hate:

- Rotten/mouldy food

- Oompa loompas (vintage and newer ones alike)

- Suspension bridges.  They look super awesome and all, but if you take me to one, I will kill you if I ever manage to catch you at the other end.  Or... maybe if you promise to hold my hand as we cross, you could help me get over my fear.