More med student humor

It gets a little darker.

-  "Pain is the weakness leaking out of you."

- "Now everyone with lower back pain thinks they have pancreatic cancer."

- "Want some almonds?"
- "Why aren't you eating any?  Did you sprinkle them with botulism?"

- "LigaMENtum venOsum" *swish and flick with the probe* = always relevant

sigh.