To bagel or not to bagel, that is the question

It's my official first activated day on this app... and it's already causing stress.  Does my profile sound stupid?  I feel so judgmental.  How can you pass on someone with just a few sentences and pictures?
Just how important is wording?  Do normal people actually do online dating?  Am I not normal?  What if the resident I saw on there sees me too?  Awkward all around...