-  Adipose tissue looks glittery really close up, I remind myself as I compulsively snack on the weekly potlucks in the lounge.

-  My ideal surgery playlist would consist of BIGBANG, Spice Girls, and Jason Mraz.


-  That awful moment when you need to use the bathroom in the middle of a case.  And the sneaky feeling of relief when you realize no one can hear (or smell) farts in there.


-  As a med student, it is a privilege to be assigned to "bowel duty."


-  As is my luck, I only run into the hot doctor at times when I look most like a wrinkly blue mushroom.